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A bright and shiny egg

The first thing I will tell you is that the guy that got you all confused in the first place, the one that pushed you over the edge and made you gay grew up to be ordinary. His face has changed for the worse, he has a belly and you wouldn't notice him in a crowd. All your fantasies about him would gross me out now. Like, eww. What are you thinking?


The Case of the Too Similar.

Did you ever wonder, he said, why we didn't become a couple?

No, not really. I replied.

Sometimes I do, he said. Why didn't we?

I dunno. We were at different places, I guess.

Really? You think?

I don't know! I've never thought about it. Haha.